Frequently Asked Questions

  • When Should I Join?

    Feel free to book whenever inspiration strikes! For VIP Society Experiences, we typically plan 3-6 months ahead. Real Date Chronicle sessions can usually be scheduled within a few weeks (perfect for when you need immediate disaster processing). Digital downloads are instant, and book club membership starts immediately.

  • Can You Help Me Tell My Story Better?

    Absolutely! Whether you're sharing a dating disaster or had the date of your life, I'm skilled at drawing out the details that matter. No experience necessary—I'll guide you through sharing your story in the most compelling (and therapeutic) way possible.

  • Do You Provide Payment Plans?

    I understand that investing in your love life is a big decision. I offer interest-free, in-house payment plans up to six months for VIP Society packages, plus convenient payment options through popular apps for all services.

  • What Is Your Cancellation Policy?

    Life happens! We'll work with you to reschedule, and your deposit will be credited toward your rescheduled session. Whether it's a story session or matchmaking consultation, you won't lose your investment.

  • What Services Do You Actually Offer?

    Everything from $1.99 digital downloads to $50k VIP Society Experiences. Real Date Chronicle sessions, book club membership, mini coaching calls, full matchmaking services—I've got options for every budget and dating situation.

  • Will My Story Be Shared?

    Only with your enthusiastic consent and always anonymously. Your privacy is everything to me—no matter how viral-worthy your date might be.

  • Can I Bring Friends?

    Yes! Especially for Real Date Chronicle sessions—friends catch details you might forget, and group cake smashing is therapeutic for everyone.

  • Have a Different Question?

    I'm here for all your dating questions, from "Am I reading this right?" to "How do I find my soulmate?" Ask away. Please feel free to inquire here.